Houseboy training
Tim Karber, Fully Trained Houseboy Corner time is important for reflecting on how to do a better job. Cleaning is a privilege, not a right. Sometimes bosses write something on your butt like "DORK" or "BAD BOY". Make sure he holds the quarter against the wall with his nose at all times. If the quarter drops then time starts all over. Also, he needs to let everyone know when he has screwed up. If he's been good he can take a dip in the pool. Or be allowed to buy a new uniform. Or work on his tan (but I was just there to clean beds and cleaning rags). But he must always know his place! Your job is to say, "Yes, ma'am!"